The “6-7” Meme That Means Absolutely Nothing
Everyone’s Saying “6-7” Now — But Does It Actually Mean Anything? The meme “6-7” exploded on TikTok and Instagram in 2025. Some teens use it when they see tall people. Others say it just sounded funny. A few teachers claim they’ve banned it in classrooms (because yes, it’s that widespread). News.com.au+1 Why it’s Useless Mostly:…
When Cancelled Celebs Walk Near You, Better Brace Yourself — Glen Powell Did
Actor Glen Powell recently told a story of encountering a “cancelled” celebrity at a Hollywood party. Although he used to admire the individual’s work, Powell admitted he hesitated to take a photo with them, worried the backlash might soak onto him. Even being near an aura of scandal felt risky. EW.com+1 Powell didn’t name names….
Mystery “Birthday Sister” Theory Proves We’re All Related If You Share a Date — or so says Michael Douglas
Building on the “birthday siblings” scenario, conspiracy theorists are now declaring that anyone born on the same day is part of a cosmic “Birthday Sister/Brother Club”. Michael Douglas’s public affection for calling Catherine his “birthday sister” has become Exhibit A. Page Six Fans have already started forming groups on Reddit and Discord: “People born September…
Soup Dundering: CEO’s Kiss-Cam Hug Sparks Mass Deletion of Emoji Hearts Across the Internet
At a recent Coldplay concert, a CEO (who also happens to admire telescopes or something astronomy-adjacent) was caught in a Kiss-Cam moment with Kristin Cabot. Cameras rolled, social media exploded, and the next thing you know — emoji hearts were being deleted en masse. Why? Because folks suspected something deeper than a friendly hug. People.com…
Michael Douglas Declares Catherine Zeta-Jones His “Birthday Sister” — But Is He Secretly in a Parallel Universe?
When Michael Douglas wished Catherine Zeta-Jones a happy birthday, many were touched. But when he called her his “birthday sister”, the internet lost its mind. Why? Because apparently, in a parallel universe where people share birthdays and use sibling terms interchangeably, this is totally normal. In ours, it’s… weird. Douglas, 81, and Zeta-Jones, 56, share…
New LA Therapy Involves Oat Milk Baths and Emotional Breakdowns on Purpose
LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to address the mounting emotional instability of Los Angeles County residents—brought on by rent prices, parking tickets, and Mercury Retrograde—the Department of Mental Health (DMH) has launched a bold and spiritually confusing new trauma treatment program titled “Vibe and Heal™.” This multi-sensory emotional reboot includes therapeutic crying sessions,…
We’re So Done (Until Next Month)” — The Monthly Breakup of GenZ’s
If you’ve never experienced emotional whiplash from watching two people break up on Instagram and get back together on BeReal, allow us to introduce the ever-legendary couple: Eli and Jordan. They’ve broken up 12 times this year. It’s July. Chapter 1: The Breakup Begins (Again) It’s the last Thursday of the month—a sacred day in…
“Reddit Raised Me” — How the Internet’s Favorite Forum Became Everyone’s Life Coach, Therapist, Lawyer, and Mom
The Internet, Every Day — Once a niche corner of the web where you went to look up conspiracy theories or leaked Marvel spoilers, Reddit has evolved into the unofficial guidebook to life itself. Forget real-world experience, college degrees, or your parents. Reddit’s got 50,000 people in the comments section, and they all agree you’re…
Confused Grandma Calls 911 After Hearing Grandson’s Fluent Gen Z “No Crumbs? Bet? No Cap?!”
Sarasota, FL — A quiet Tuesday afternoon took a dramatic turn when 78-year-old Dolores “Dottie” Henderson frantically called 911 after overhearing what she described as “a coded criminal confession” from her 17-year-old grandson. Her emergency? “He said ‘No crumbs… Bet… No cap.’ I thought he was planning a robbery!.” The 911 Call Dispatcher: “911, what’s…
“Siri, I Swear If You Say ‘Did You Mean?’ One More Time…”
In a world full of advanced artificial intelligence, where robots can compose symphonies and generate love poems for your cat, we still face one universal truth:AI voice assistants can’t understand non-American accents to save their electric lives. From India to Italy to the UAE, non-English speakers are locked in daily battles with Siri, Alexa, and…
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