Michael Douglas Declares Catherine Zeta-Jones His “Birthday Sister” — But Is He Secretly in a Parallel Universe?

When Michael Douglas wished Catherine Zeta-Jones a happy birthday, many were touched. But when he called her his “birthday sister”, the internet lost its mind. Why? Because apparently, in a parallel universe where people share birthdays and use sibling terms interchangeably, this is totally normal. In ours, it’s… weird.

Douglas, 81, and Zeta-Jones, 56, share a birthday—September 25th—which Douglas used as justification for the nickname. “You’re my birthday sister!” he posted alongside a photo of them golfing. Fans were torn: some thought it was adorable, others thought he’d gone full sci-fi. Either way, viral gold.

Barely True Twist:
Sources say that this year Douglas is working on a secret script for a TV show where every couple must call each other family members instead of partner terms. Think “sister”, “brother”, “dad”, etc., to confuse the tabloids.

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