Truth? Eh. Close Enough.
Welcome to Barely True — your questionably reliable, surprisingly relatable, and 100% emotionally correct source for the weirdest version of what’s probably going on in the world.
We’re not here to fact-check. We’re here to vibe-check.
Because in today’s news cycle, if it’s real, it’s already too depressing.
Our mission is to bring the world together — not with facts — but with unhinged headlines, deeply sarcastic commentary, and a mutual understanding that none of us know what we’re doing.
Who Are We?
We’re a ragtag team of internet gremlins, overthinkers, pop culture addicts, and chronic over-sharers who believe journalism peaked when The Onion got verified.
Our editors include:
- A cat named Waffles
- A guy who thinks AI is flirting with him
- Three interns who are probably TikTok famous
- And your cousin’s ex who “does memes now”
Disclaimer (because our lawyer made us)
Barely True is not responsible for:
- Confused grandparents
- Over-caffeinated reactions
- Accidental enlightenment
- Or taking anything we say seriously. Please don’t.
Still Here?
That’s suspicious. But cute. Stay for the articles, leave with existential questions.
Welcome to Barely True — where the headlines might be fake, but the laughter is real(ish).