Mystery “Birthday Sister” Theory Proves We’re All Related If You Share a Date — or so says Michael Douglas

Building on the “birthday siblings” scenario, conspiracy theorists are now declaring that anyone born on the same day is part of a cosmic “Birthday Sister/Brother Club”. Michael Douglas’s public affection for calling Catherine his “birthday sister” has become Exhibit A. Page Six Fans have already started forming groups on Reddit and Discord: “People born September…

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Soup Dundering: CEO’s Kiss-Cam Hug Sparks Mass Deletion of Emoji Hearts Across the Internet

At a recent Coldplay concert, a CEO (who also happens to admire telescopes or something astronomy-adjacent) was caught in a Kiss-Cam moment with Kristin Cabot. Cameras rolled, social media exploded, and the next thing you know — emoji hearts were being deleted en masse. Why? Because folks suspected something deeper than a friendly hug. People.com…

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Michael Douglas Declares Catherine Zeta-Jones His “Birthday Sister” — But Is He Secretly in a Parallel Universe?

When Michael Douglas wished Catherine Zeta-Jones a happy birthday, many were touched. But when he called her his “birthday sister”, the internet lost its mind. Why? Because apparently, in a parallel universe where people share birthdays and use sibling terms interchangeably, this is totally normal. In ours, it’s… weird. Douglas, 81, and Zeta-Jones, 56, share…

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New LA Therapy Involves Oat Milk Baths and Emotional Breakdowns on Purpose

LOS ANGELES, CA – In an effort to address the mounting emotional instability of Los Angeles County residents—brought on by rent prices, parking tickets, and Mercury Retrograde—the Department of Mental Health (DMH) has launched a bold and spiritually confusing new trauma treatment program titled “Vibe and Heal™.” This multi-sensory emotional reboot includes therapeutic crying sessions,…

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