If you’ve never experienced emotional whiplash from watching two people break up on Instagram and get back together on BeReal, allow us to introduce the ever-legendary couple: Eli and Jordan. They’ve broken up 12 times this year. It’s July. Chapter 1: The Breakup Begins (Again) It’s the last Thursday of the month—a sacred day in…
Sarasota, FL — A quiet Tuesday afternoon took a dramatic turn when 78-year-old Dolores “Dottie” Henderson frantically called 911 after overhearing what she described as “a coded criminal confession” from her 17-year-old grandson. Her emergency? “He said ‘No crumbs… Bet… No cap.’ I thought he was planning a robbery!.” The 911 Call Dispatcher: “911, what’s…
Move over Beanie Babies and Funko Pops—there’s a new plush protagonist stealing hearts (and $170,000 at auction): Labubu, the half-bunny, half-monster elf from Pop Mart’s The Monsters series. “It’s not possessed. It’s collectible.” – Everyone in denial There’s a new fuzzy panic sweeping the globe, and it answers to the name Labubu—a snaggle-toothed, pointy-eared plush…
