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We’re So Done (Until Next Month)” — The Monthly Breakup of GenZ’s

Barely True2 months ago04 mins

If you’ve never experienced emotional whiplash from watching two people break up on Instagram and get back together on BeReal, allow us to introduce the ever-legendary couple: Eli and Jordan. They’ve broken up 12 times this year. It’s July. Chapter 1: The Breakup Begins (Again) It’s the last Thursday of the month—a sacred day in…

Confused Grandma Calls 911 After Hearing Grandson’s Fluent Gen Z “No Crumbs? Bet? No Cap?!”

Barely True2 months ago2 months ago04 mins

Sarasota, FL — A quiet Tuesday afternoon took a dramatic turn when 78-year-old Dolores “Dottie” Henderson frantically called 911 after overhearing what she described as “a coded criminal confession” from her 17-year-old grandson. Her emergency? “He said ‘No crumbs… Bet… No cap.’ I thought he was planning a robbery!.” The 911 Call Dispatcher: “911, what’s…